I confess:
I'm the one that eats all but one. I saved the best one for you.
Invited somewhere; I'm the first to arrive and the last to leave.
Sometimes, I hire house cleaners while Lisa is at work, and take the credit.
I've been enjoying free carwashes ever since cracking the code that our police officers take advantage of.
I eat the stash of ice cream hidden in the back of the freezer after everyone is sleeping. Shh.
I believe:
Jazz music must be experienced live, with an Old Fashioned in hand.
True romance is spending a lazy weekday in pajamas with Lisa while the children are at school.
Coffee creates possibilities. Desires can be achieved in the first sip.
Anything crafted by hand is pure. Charm is in its imperfection.
Poetry must be read aloud, and only to someone you love.
“I specialize in celebrating your nostalgic wedding through organic storytelling with my romantic eye. ”